Friday, June 5, 2009

and another thing...

pizza shops that automatically cut your large pizza into square slices. Idiots. I should not have to specify that i want my pizza pie cut into "pie slices" that should be the default. Just a minor annoyance but in the grand scheme of things you eat way more and awkwardly when you have square slices. The pizza looks like it diminishes like a pixelated image rather than the normal way. Not many dishes are served round like that and it only makes sense to cut evenly. Even worse is after remembering that a certain place cuts wrongly and after specifically asking for pie cut, getting home and opening the box only to find little pizza cubes. Bitches. Cut my pizza right jerks and jerkettes its not rocket science. Its barely simple mathematics. Cut it in half; now in half the other way; even that! at least my pizza is in big slices but its slices not portions the size of toilet paper sheets.

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